Get a Damn Salty Monkey Merch Coward...........
Get a Damn Salty Monkey Merch Coward...........
My first attempt at some merch for you lovely degenerates who support me and allow me to make these things <3
If all goes well, many more items will become available in the future :)
For now, I can only ship within the US, Thank you for understanding <3
APPAREL
Donkey Saga T-Shirt
$25.00
A wonderful shirt the Donkey pulled from the depths of the universe, to attempt to contain his likeness.
Gas Station Beef Jerky Shirt
$25.00
A shirt straight from the gas station the old woman was referring to.
Granny Saga Manga Hoodie
$40.00
A hoodie donning a comic panel depicting one of the most epic battles known to mankind.
Sticker Pack 1
Sticker Pack (6 Count)
$6.00
6 Randomly assorted stickers from a line of 10. Who knows what awful one you’ll get!
I wrote a fucking
book
The really stupid book I wrote in PDF form.
$2.00
A Book About Strip Malls, But It’s Like, Post Apocalyptic, And It’s Really Weird And Sci-Fi, I Don’t Know I Read It On A Lot Of Drugs But It Was Really Good, But Now I Can’t Remember The Name Of It.
